A few years ago I was in an awful accident. I was in my apartment, innocently putting up my laundry and pulling plastic hangers loose from a pile and BAM! one of them broke and a piece of plastic flew in my eye.
The tragic incident put me in the E.R and they patched me up and sent me on my way since it was no biggie.
But still ever seen that dark and blurry night, I have been getting eyefections every few months.
I’ve recently endured back-to-back eyefections which have not only made me realize that I should finally see a doctor but it also inspired (or eye-spired..eh? eh?…Sorry) me to make a list of movie eye scenes that have made my wince in pain.
There’s two scenes that makes this film memorable. One being, the greatest scene in the history of film, ever…the zombie vs. shark scene, which makes my eyes light up in glee.
But then there’s the second scene, which makes my eyes scream:
I would seriously just say “Ok zombies, eat me alive, at least wait for my heart to stop beating if you’re going for my eyes but please don’t shove my eye in that splintery piece of wood.”
Hell, I’d even cut my own hair or even head off before I’d let that happen. True story.
May has two scenes that makes my eyes shudder.
First being the classroom scene when she kinda rubs glass fragments in her. I can almost understand being in a state of panic and having your eye itch at the same time and not thinking to not rub it but still bah!
But it’s the final scene that kills my face. I can watch just about any effed up mutilation scene out there but when it comes to self-infliction, I just can’t handle it. It makes me so uncomfortable so when it comes to self-infliction to the eyes, baahhhhh!!!
Every time I watch this movie I literally screamed along with her when those scissors went in her face.
Ok so this is the Disney of eye injuries but still, it’s a coat hanger…to the eye. I can relate!
I completely understand if Michael decided to not kill Jamie because she’s his sister but instead wanted to kill the bitch that poked his eye out!
I sat through this and cringed during the Achilles heel thing, the vomiting had no effect on me but the eye-gasm. Dear sweet jebsus!
Most people were grossed out when the eye jizzed after it’s separation but for me it was the snip that made me want to vomit.
Village of the Damned
In the John Carpenter remake, there’s a scene where the children have an eye exam. For one kid, the doc misplaces the drops she supposed to use with something else that burns the kid’s eye.
Though it was the cost of my doctor’s visit and fear of hearing I would have to have surgery that kept me from seeing a doctor for so long, but knowing that this could have happened to me didn’t help either.
I may not be a special alien kid with weird powers but if a doctor did that to me, in that very moment I would have raised the inner strength to tap into telepathy and get her to put that shit in her eyes too. Take that! *pew pew pew*
I don’t know what’s worse, having a sharp object penetrate your eye or having someone’s unwashed hands and dirty fingernail in my eye.
The first time I watched this and it got to the end when Darry was screaming and then minutes later it’s revealed that the Creeper took his eyes out, my blood literally turned cold.
Now every time I watch this and I hear those scream, I just imagine the Creeper ripping those eyes out while Darry was still alive, feeling every bit of having it scraped out of his head.
Single White Female
The sight of heels have always bothered me because the very few times I’ve attempted to wear them, it hurt a lot. Then came this movie.
Imagining a 5 inch spiked heel jabbed into your eye at full speed makes me twinge but also I can’t help but be grossed out by the thought of how much New York street crap that shoe stepped in.
Final Destination 5
Ok so this movie has not been released yet, but just that tiny scene in the trailer was enough to put this on the list.
I would like to one day have lasers shoot out of my eye not into them!
Give me torture porn, vomit, even people eating poop but leave the eyes alone