My Own Shark Week: My Favorite Ridiculous Shark Scenes


As a part of My Own Shark Week, I took a break from watching ridiculous shark movies. I started to think about all the ridiculous shark related scenes in movies and tv shows. 

So here is a list of some of my favorite shark scenes.



Shark vs Zombie

The thing I feared most about the water is that there are a lot of unknown creatures in there. There’s stingrays, piranhas and of course sharks. It wasn’t until I watched Fulci’s Zombie did I learn that zombies hide out in the water too! 

Being a dead, flesh eater gives you a mighty, courageous pair of balls. This zombie starts a fight with a shark. Who does that?!




My Super Ex Girlfriend


I wouldn’t mind having the chance to punch an ex in the face. If I had the chance, I pick up a giant shark and throw it at him! But alas, I’m not a superhero chick getting back at her ex….yet…..

Jaws 3-D 

I feel sorry for birds that fly into glass windows. I do not feel sorry for stupid sharks that swim into glass windows.





Austin Powers

You know what’s more scarier than sharks?

How about sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!


Deep Blue Sea


I always believed if you were out of the water, sharks couldn’t get you.

Oh was I wrong. Very, very wrong!




Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus


Again, being out of the water doesn’t keep you safe from sharks…




Shark Attack 3:Megalodon 

….You’re not even safe on a fast jet ski!




Sharknado 

I couldn’t make a ridiculous shark list without mentioning the new, instant classic, Shark/Tornado mash up….Sharknado! *insert echo here*





Saturday Night Live: Landshark 


I don’t like opening my door to strangers and now that I know one of them could be a shark… I’ll probably never leave my house ever again!



Happy Days: Fonzie Jumps the Shark

Fonzie can get any chick he wants, turn on jukeboxes by elbowing them in the face and he can make a crowd go wild just by saying “Ayyyyeeee”

The man fears nothing so why not do something randomly stupid like jumping over a shark…Ayyyeeee.


I would love to believe that none of the ridiculous situations above are possible. But it does open my mind to the possibilities that one day, they can be possible! Dun dun dunnnn.



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