Shut Up & Take My Money: March 26th


Greetings movie/comic book collecting nerds! Want to know what new releases are coming out this week? Hell yeah you do! Check out it below, yo. 


Blu-rays/Dvds





Lincoln 


Description:

Capturing the danger and excitement of political intrigue, Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln chronicles the final four months in the life of the man regarded as America’s greatest President. Starring Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role, the untold story focuses on a defining moment in Abraham Lincoln’s life – as commander-in-chief of a country in chaos; as a husband and father afraid of losing his own son to the war; and as a man guided by his conscience to end slavery. With the Civil War nearing conclusion, President Lincoln fights to convince a fractious Congress to pass a Constitutional amendment that will change the course of history. Facing fierce opposition, he wages a battle of strategy, persuasion, and political muscle to build a coalition out of his team of rivals.



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Killing Them Softly 


Description:

Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt) is an enforcer for the Mob. When a high-stakes Mob protected card game is heisted by some small time crooks Cogan is called in to track them down and restore order to the local criminal economy. KILLING THEM SOFTLY also features a classic cast of misfits Richard Jenkins James Gandolfini Ray Liotta Scoot McNairy Ben Mendelsohn Vincent Curatola Max Casella Trevor Long Slaine and Sam Shepard..


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Jurassic Park (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy + UltraViolet)



Description:

Experience one of the biggest films in motion picture history with director Steven Spielberg’s ultimate thrill ride, Jurassic Park. Featuring Academy Award winning visual effects and groundbreaking filmmaking that has been hailed as “a triumph of special

Special Features:

Making Of
Trailers for “Jurassic Park,” “The Lost World” and “Jurassic Park 3”
Storyboards
Footage of pre-production meetings
Special Effects supervisor Phil Tippett’s animatics
Foley artists
Dinosaur encyclopedia


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The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy + UltraViolet)



Description:

Director Steven Spielberg takes us back to the scene of Jurassic Park in The Lost World: Jurassic Park, the blockbuster sequel with even more dinosaurs, action and Academy Award nominated visual effects. Four years since the disaster at Jurassic Park, two


Special Features:

Making Of
Deleted Footage
Trailers for “Jurassic Park,” “The Lost World” and “Jurassic Park 3”
Dinosaur encyclopedia


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Jurassic Park III (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy + UltraViolet)


Description:

Adventure runs wild when renowned paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) agrees to accompany a wealthy couple (William H. Macy and T‚a Leoni) on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna, InGen’s former breeding ground for prehistoric creatures. After they are terrifyingly stranded, Dr. Grant soon discovers that his hosts are not what they seem and the island’s native inhabitants are smarter, faster, fiercer and more brutal than he ever imagine

Special Features: 

Making of JPIII
New dinosaurs of JPIII
Tour of Stan Winston Studio
Visit to ILM
Dinosaur turntables
Behind-the-Scenes Montage
Storyboard Sequences
JPIII Archives
Finding New Dinosaurs



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From Beyond


Description:

H.P. Lovecraft’s classic tale of suspense became ’a grisly amalgam of sex, shock and satire’ (Newsweek) in the hands of the creators of Re-Animator. And now, armed with shocking never-before-seen footage and special features and on Bluray for the first time, this ’ bloody good entertainment’ (Time) has evolved into one of the most gruesomely riveting film experiences of all time! 



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The Sandlot: 20th Anniversary Edition



Description:

You’ll have a ball with the 20th Anniversary Edition of The Sandlot featuring a complete set of 10 collectible trading cards created exclusively for this release! When fifth-grader Scotty Smalls moves to a new town with his folks, he strikes out with the neighborhood kids, because he can’t even throw a baseball until the leader of the local sandlot team shows him the ropes. It’s the beginning of a magical summer of wild adventures, first kisses, hilarious hijinks and fearsome confrontations with the dreaded “beast” that lives behind the left field fence. Co-starring Karen Allen, Denis Leary and James Earl Jones.


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Phantasm II (Collector’s Edition) 


Description:

Released after seven years in a mental hospital, Mike convinces his old pal Reggie to join forces with him to hunt down and destroy The Tall Man once and for all. Mike’s visions lead the two to a quiet little town where a horde of flying killer balls aim to slice and dice their gruesome way through everyone. Exploding with special effects, unparalleled thrills, horror and suspense, Phantasm II climaxes with a blood-curdling conclusion that you have to see to believe


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The Collection


Description:

When Elena is talked into attending an underground warehouse party with her friends, she finds herself caught in a nightmarish trap where the revelers are mowed, sliced and crushed to death by a macabre series of contraptions operated by a masked psychopath. When the grisly massacre is over, Elena is the only survivor. But before she can escape, she is locked in a trunk and transported to an unknown location. Fortunately for Elena, one man-Arkin -knows exactly where she’s headed, having just escaped from there with his life and sanity barely intact. Elena’s wealthy father hires a crack team of mercenaries to force Arkin to lead them to the killer’s lair. But even these hardened warriors are not prepared for what they encounter: an abandoned hotel-turned-torture-chamber, rigged with deadly traps and filled with mangled corpses. Can Arkin and the team get to Elena before she too becomes part of his gruesome “collection”?




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When a Stranger Calls/Happy Birthday to Me (Double Feature) 

Description: 


When A Stranger Calls

It contains some great horror moments, biting social commentary and a truly great performance by Tony Beckley in his final film role.

Starring: Charles Durning, Carol Kane, Colleen Dewhurst,Tony Beckley, Rachel Roberts, Ron O Neal

A terrified young baby-sitter…an incessantly ringing phone…and whispered threats set the stage for one of the most suspenseful thrillers ever filmed. Carol Kane stars as the baby-sitter who is tormented by a series of ominous phone calls until a compulsive cop (Charles Durning) is brought on the scene to apprehend the psychotic killer. Seven years later, however, the nightmare begins again when the madman returns to mercilessly haunt Kane, now a wife and mother. No longer a naive girl, though still terrified, but prepared, she moves boldly to thwart the maniac s attack in scenes that culminate in a nerve shattering conclusion.

Happy Birthday To Me

Happy Birthday to Me is an entertaining, sometimes goofy, piece of retro horror that slasher fans should track down.

Starring: Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford, Lawrence Dane, Sharon Acker, Frances Hyland, Tracy Bregman, Lisa Langlois

Get ready for a taut mystery-shocker that will keep you at your wit s end and at the edge of your seat. Popular high school senior Virginia Wainwright (Melissa Sue Anderson) survives a freak accident, but suffers from memory loss and traumatic blackouts. As she attempts to resume a normal life, something terrible is happening – her friends are ruthlessly murdered one-by-one. Will she be the next victim or is she the killer? The terrifying truth is finally uncovered at Virginia s 18th birthday party and you re invited!


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Terminator Anthology 


Description:

Includes:The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Terminator Salvation 



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Hollow Man & Hollow Man 2- Blu-ray Double Feature


Description:

Hollow Man

Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Kevin Bacon, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, Joey Slotnick, William Devane

What would you do if you were invisible? How far would you go? After years of experimentation, Dr. Sebastian Caine, a brilliant but arrogant and egotistical scientist working for the Defense Department, has successfully transformed mammals to an invisible state and brought them back to their original physical form. Determined to achieve the ultimate breakthrough, Caine instructs his team to move on to Phase III: human experimentation. Using himself as the first subject, the invisible Caine finds himself free to do the unthinkable.

Hollow Man 2

Starring: Peter Facinelli, Laura Regan, Christian Slater

Christian Slater stars in the action-packed sequel to the boxoffice hit Hollow Man as a volunteer soldier/assassin who goes mad after he turns invisible. A driven Seattle detective and the molecular biologist he s been assigned to protect, find themselves on the run from an undetectable solider gone rogue as he destroys everything in his path in order to find the serum to save his life and punish the unscrupulous scientists and agents of the government responsible for this creation . . . Stars Christian Slater (True Romance, Interview with a Vampire), Peter Facinelli (The Scorpion King, TV s Fastlane) and Laura Regan (Unbreakable).



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Ernest Goes to Camp & Camp Nowhere- Blu-ray Double Feature 



Description:

Ernest Goes To Camp


Starring: Jim Varney, Victoria Racimo, John Vernon

Everyone s favorite pitchman Ernest P. Worrell stars in his first feature film as the bumbling handyman at Kamp Kikakee who is given a chance to finally be a counselor to a group of juvenile delinquents. Ernest has his hands full with his young charges that delight in tormenting him with their practical jokes. When an unscrupulous mine owner sets his sights upon the camp property, Ernest and his campers must band together to save the day!

Camp Nowhere

No Parents, No Rules, No Kidding!

Starring: Christopher Lloyd, Jonathan Jackson, Wendy Makkena, M. Emmet Walsh

School s out and wacky summer fun is in when Christopher Lloyd (Back To The Future, The Addams Family) leads the laughs at a phony camp for kids in the hysterical hit comedy, CAMP NOWHERE. The fun begins when a clan of enterprising adolescents concoct a plan for their own vacation paradise complete with junk food, jet skis and hot music. With the help of a bumbling, out-of-work drama teacher (Lloyd), a summer free of parental supervision becomes a teenage Heaven on Earth! If you liked Home Alone, then sign up now for this crazy camp full of gags, games and outrageous summer adventures!



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Comics 

Chew Omnivore Edition Volume 3 HC


Description:

Tony Chu is a detective with a secret. A weird secret. Tony Chu is cibopathic, which means he gets psychic impressions from whatever he eats. It also means he’s a hell of a detective – as long as he doesn’t mind nibbling on the corpse of a murder victim to figure out whodunit and why. He’s been brought on by the Special Crimes Division of the FDA, the most powerful law enforcement agency on the planet, to investigate their strangest, sickest, and most bizarre cases. Winner of the 2011 Eisner Award for “Best Continuing Series”, this gorgeous, oversized edition collects issues #21-30, the fifth and sixth story-arcs of the acclaimed series, “Major League Chew” and “Space Cakes,” as well as the blockbuster spin-off featuring America’s favorite homicidal bionic rooster, “Secret Agent Poyo.”

 Crime Does Not Pay Archives Volume 4


Description:

Crime Does Not Pay – the true-crime comic that enjoyed massive circulation throughout the forties and fifties – was a hit with readers, but an easy target for Seduction of the Innocent author Dr. Fredric Wertham! The 1954 Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency hammered Crime Does Not Pay for its graphic scenes of violence, ultimately leading to the formation of the rigid Comics Code Authority. Issues #34 to #37 of this visceral, provocative series are now collected into one fine, head-walloping hardcover – with a new foreword by modern crime maestro David Lapham (Stray Bullets, Murder Me Dead)!


Superior

Description:

Simon Pooni had it all going for him – plenty of friends at school, good looks, and his coach called him one of the most talented basketball players he’s ever seen. But that was when he could still move his legs. Now he’s living with multiple sclerosis – until SUPERIOR entered his life! The newest smash graphic novel from Mark Miller (“Kick-Ass”) and Leinil Francis Yu (“Secret Invasion”)!

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Jennifer Blood Volume 3 TP 

Description:

Things take a grim turn for housewife-turned-revenge-killer Jen Fellows – alias Jennifer Blood – as she faces threats on three fronts in the third volume of the critically-acclaimed series. It looks like Jen’s finally got everything she wants – her crusade against her murderous Uncles is over and done with and she’s successfully fended off attacks by everyone from war profiteers to waffle salesmen. There’s just one tiny fly in the ointment: Detective Elaine Pruitt, Homicide. Jennifer Blood killed her partner, but didn’t quite manage to kill her. That was a mistake. Now Pruitt’s out of her coma and out to nail Jennifer Blood to the wall once and for all! She’s not the only ghost from Jen’s past returning to haunt her present, as an old flame of her husband’s re-enters his life. For anyone else’s family, it’d be the makings of a sordid suburban psychodrama – but this is Jennifer Blood’s family, and she’ll go as far as she has to to preserve it! Finally, there’s trouble from a third corner – Jen’s first and most foolish mistake, the one that’s been hiding in plain sight for the whole series. The one that’s going to destroy Jen Fellows…and God knows who else! Al Ewing (Judge Dredd), Kewber Baal (Chaos Campus), and Eman Casallos (Ninjettes) come together for Jen’s darkest hour.

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 Mickey Spillane’s From the Files of…Mike Hammer: The complete Dailies and Sundays Volume 1

 Description:

America’s most well-known, hardboiled detective, Mike Hammer, returns with Hermes Press’ complete archival reprint of the entire continuity, From the Files of… Mike Hammer! Reprinting all of the dailies and Sunday strips (in digitally reconstructed color) this book will be the final word on this pop culture icon. The strip, which was distributed to newspapers by the Phoenix Features Syndicate, ran for only one year (1953-1954) – but what a year it was! The strip is pure Mickey Spillane and was crafted under his watchful eye with art by Ed Robbins. The feature has everything fans of Mike Hammer would expect: Mike, Zelda, good girls, bad girls, gun-play, and lots of action! Accompanying the strips are two in-depth essays by noted mystery writer and Mickey Spillane expert Max Collins (Road to Perdition).

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Crossed Volume 5 

Description:

Journey back to the earliest days of the Crossed outbreak, when an outbreak of viral insanity first plunged an unsuspecting world into darkness, in two tales scribed by the masters of modern horror, David Lapham and David Hine! In high school, Edmund earned his nickname “Yellow Belly” by running away and hiding whenever confronted by conflicts or fears. But when the Crossed infection ignites at a local circus, when a world of color and delight turns to anguish and misery, perhaps it’s that very same cowardice that will save him in the end! Meanwhile, a group of self-centered and hedonistic college kids head to a writer’s retreat to explore their inner selves… but end up surrounded by berserk killers. What depths will they sink to in order to survive the grinning, gruesome hordes hunting them through the wilderness?

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 Love Will Find a Way


Description:

Silly, saucy, irreverent and certainly never PC, they represent a particular sense of humour at the expense of skinny men, drunks, bottoms and boobs amongst others. Always tottering on the brink of good taste and sometimes falling over it, they are the visual equivalent of the pub joke. It’s all about good clean fun – and you can never get enough of that! Bamforth’s saucy success story stands out with excellent PR and press coverage creating positive response from retailers and consumers. To date, licenses have been granted for bookmarks, coasters, mousemats, giftware, novelty kitchen items, t-shirts, mugs, beer glasses, confectionery, calendars and greetings cards.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 8 Library Edition Volume 4
Description:

Joss Whedon’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer concludes its eighth season, only in comics! This hardcover edition collects Twilight and Last Gleaming, the seventh and eighth arcs of Season 8, along with the one-shot Riley. The identity of Season 8’s Big Bad is revealed in Buffy and Twilight’s second major encounter. As the story crosses through time and space, the future of the world is changed and Twilight’s master plan is revealed. In the aftermath, Buffy realizes she is in a fight to save Earth and all of humanity. Taking the action home to Sunnydale, the Slayer reunites with Angel and Spike, searching for the one thing that can save the world from impending doom. The Slayer army crumbles in a losing battle to hold the line, and one in their ranks is irretrievably lost as Buffy desperately scrambles to end the violence and save mankind.



Happy reading/watching folks! 
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