Tom’s Terrifying Thursday Thoughts







Happy Thursday freaky friends! Welcome back to Tom’s Terrifying Thursday Thoughts! 


This week I’ve decided to change things up a bit.  I’ve been thinking about getting back into the dating world and on that note I’ve been thinking about what horror flicks I’d watch, with a fine lady, to help set the mood.


I figure you’d need enough scares and gore to have her curling up in your arms and not around your toilet. You’d need a movie that has a decent amount of sex and/or sexual innuendo to get you both start thinking about getting busy, but not too much to where your closet feminist date starts going on about how women are sexualized in movies. And you’d need a movie that would be good, but not too good so if you start fooling around half way through you don’t mind missing the flick.


Some of the movies on the list are too good, but they work in other categories so you’re still golden like Pony Boy. 


Also! I went online to look and see if a list like this had been made before. It very much has, and some of the movies on the lists were terrible choices. So today you not only get a list of top movies to watch on a date, you get a list of movies to shy away from. Therefore…let’s begin!


TOP SEVEN HORROR MOVIES TO WATCH ON A DATE


1. Killer Klowns From Outer Space


Good laughs, good scares, good date!





2. The Signal


All you need is love.





3. Jaws
It sets the mood…trust me.



4. Shaun of the Dead


I have to save my girlfriend…and my mom…and my life!





5. Bride of Frankenstein


He just wants to love!



6. Bramm Stoker’s Dracula


Just a sexy movie. Damn you Gary Oldman.





7. King Kong


Ooga Ooga! = I love you tiny lady!





TOP THREE MOVIES FOUND IN TOP HORROR MOVIES TO WATCH ON A DATE LISTS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE TO ME WHY YOU WOULD WATCH ON A DATE!


1. The Shining


Husband goes mad. Tries to kill family. Doesn’t really help set the romantic kind of mood. 






2. [Rec]


My friend even suggested this one for a date movie. I would be just too captivated by the film to wanna get down. 





3. The Hills Have Eyes


Yeah, rape scenes always put me in the mood too…WHAT?!





Well ‘fradies and Mentalmen, that wraps up our show for this week. I was way too busy fighting crime to give you all a terrifying truth in Reality Corner, but wait till you see what scream inducing surprise I have for you all next week. And remember kids, when you hook up with that girl you met on Myspace and she turns out to be some Mickey Rourke looking dude, don’t forget to wear a condom. And….I’m out!




P.S. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty turkey son?
“If your father could see you, he’d turn over in his gravy!”


Haha, when I heard this joke I had to laugh, not only at it’s cheesy nature, but at the fact that there’s a joke out there about a single mother turkey. Probably working double shifts as a waitress at the Waffle House to put her apparently naughty turkey son through school. Damn ungrateful kids! 😉

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2 thoughts on “Tom’s Terrifying Thursday Thoughts

  1. When I thought about what movie would do it for me, I think I would go with Hatchet 2. I seriously got crazed up in my pants after I saw it. Haha.

    And The Mike- I love it! I still have the pic of when I was posting in your blog and my word was “hymen” good times haha.

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