Happy Friday Ya’ll! It’s time to watch some movies! Yay! Returning again and for future FFRs, my motivating muse T.M. will be adding his quick wit and special brand of humor to flair the recs. Enjoy.
Laid To Rest
If you’ve read my recent Horror Happiness post then you know that I loooovveee splatter. I’m recommending this because it has awesome amounts of gore and splatter. Oh be still my heart.
This slasher flick about a girl being chased around by a psycho sporting a chrome mask. The plot is slightly mediocre but it’s still a bloody good time killer.
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MST3K: Soultaker
Unfortunately I’ve seen this movie without the help of Mike and the robots and um it’s crap. Throw in the MST3K humor and it’s awesome crap. Everything is better when it’s MST3K’ed up.
And from T.M.- “MST3K? Shit yeah! Talking robots keep the bitches nice and wet. Fact!”
If that’s not enough to sell you, it’s got Joe Estevez as a the grim reaper. And and andd… this special MST3K has Joel and Mike together in the same room. Talk about a hottie sandwich!
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This isn’t a pow in your face kind of thriller but I enjoyed the subtle flow and pace so I think it’s something worth checking out yo.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
My awesome non-horror pick of the week. Well, the whole Large Marge thing is pretty effin’ horrifying but other than that this movie is gold.
I’m hoping that everyone has seen this classic movie so I’m only recommending it to watch again.
And from the wisdom of T.M.- “Shit, I always wanted to punch that chubby fuck that stole Pee-Wee’s sweet fuckin’ bike. That movie rocks.”
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Fear Itself: Season 1
Got an hour? Check out NBC’s watered down version of Masters of Horror. Each episode or “mini movie” is filmed by an awesome horror director. For a cable show the series isn’t that bad. Some episodes are spiffy others are forgettable.
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Voodoo
Corey Feldman stars in this lame ass but fun flick about a dude who moves into a fraternity to be closer to his girlfriend. His new frats bros aren’t just about beer and babes but also…dun dun dun…voodoo. I’d recommend this for some mindless entertainment.
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Trucks
The made for tv version remake of Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive.
This movie focuses on more on the trucks (hence the title) other than the whole “everything electrical killing people” thing. Of course it can’t possible live up to Overdrive but meh, it’s still ok.
http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/x3axn7
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Have a great weekend folks!
I put Mr. T cereal on every grocery list because of Pee Wee.
They really need to bring that cereal back.
Here you go- http://cgi.ebay.com/1984-Mr-T-Empty-Flattened-Cereal-Box-Original-Team-/360275759548?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53e21bd1bc#ht_500wt_1138
Just keep filling it with edible cereal.