I came across a debate on cyborgs vs. ninjas vs. zombies and people were more pro-ninjas than any of the others.
Watching far too many zombie movies, I know better. My view is based on world domination so of course I have to vote for zombies. Yes, ninjas are super cool and we all wish we could be one some day but let’s breakdown the verses factor.
Zombies would win because they are viral. Just one bite or scratch and wa-la, another zombie is created into the world. Going on the “zombies are slow” side, they may be slow but in numbers they can still get you.
Cyborgs, if built right, are hard to defeat. But like all things mechanical, you can’t always rely on them for long. They break down or sometimes cyborgs develop “feelings” pfft. Also, you’d need tech savvy people to make them and a lot of time to program, test run, virus scan and so on. By the time it would take for that to happen, zombies would have taken over all the developers.
Ninjas are bad-ass and I’m sure in a cornered situation, they’d take out zombies without being touched and I’m sure they can drop kick the shit out cyborgs but time matters again here. Ninjas have to be trained to gain their “awesome” stats. Training takes years!!!
So based on the minutes if bit or hours if scratched it takes for a person to become a zombie and considering that currently there are more humans in the world than cyborgs and ninjas, we will rule the world as zombies.
Agree? Disagree? On the fence? Bring it! (and vote too)