One: Leap over and duck under a set of six hurdles.
Two: Bash in a pile of deflated car tires with a sledgehammer.
Three: Run suicide sprints, dragging a weighted sled behind you.
Four: Swing a 20-pound baseball bat at eye level.
Five: Don boxing gloves and practice punching.
The first class starts on Saturday and I’m expecting to get my ass completely kicked but that’s ok, because by the end of week 4, I’ll be the Buffy of zombie slaying. I’ve read Max Brooks’ books and I’ve seen hundreds of zombie movies, but now I will be truly ready for the zombie apocalypse.